Well, in this 'not quite devlog' episode I rap about the ups and downs of a game developer's life. Feel free to diss me in the YouTube comments. When you're done so, check out other stuff including my devlogs.
Open the console log - tryin’ to print „Hello World“,
Here’s your favourite f**king nerd.
I’m a game dev - riding solo on the biz,
Until your lil’sisters fingers play around with my "joy-stick".
Check my devlogs - I’m hustlin’ every night and day,
Unity brought into the game and I’m here to stay -
…Until this bug is fixed. Until this rig is no more jiggeling down down on it’s hips.
While you’re outside smooking weed at the train station,
I’m adjusting joints - for my flappy-bird-rip-off integration.
Not worth mentioning, but my code skills are pure magic,
If Debug.Logs pop-up - two slashes - that’s the trick kid.
Don’t need to crip walk - just code in C#,
easy to learn - but to master it is hard.
I’m able to create fictional, interactive worlds,
Where your mum's rigidbody is having at least once - less mass then planet earth.
Call me silly but I got a dream - from my ad revenue I do afford an ice cream.
I’m a solo game dev - my project's a mess,
no need to obfuscate anymore,
but but it’s still a success.
I need no acid, no whores - I visit the Asset Store,
And get more gun sounds than a military force,
so I click, click,
tick, tilt and shift it - until I ship it.
Check my sprite, check my sprite
The scenes is lit!
I hate crash causing foreach loops,
Still solo indie but creating canvas groups,
having issues - with editor version 2019.2.
Code snippets coming at you - from StackOverflow-Crew. You…
better back-up before building, because i blow up buildings - gettin’ the chills while Apple's paying my bills.
Cause I control every man and his character,
Gimme 5-star-ratings for my app - and I ain’t even mad at ya!
I make the whole city burn - with visual effects, in action.
Thanks to raycasting my player's feed allign almost in perfection,
If I gained your attraction check my free tutorial collection.
Cameras glitch into walls - that’s a weird reaction.
I’m so underground - you might think my collider’s not set up,
it's a feature - not a bug. The enemies are thugs,
that’s why we shoot’em up - missing LOD’s - that’s why the framerate is fucked.
the profiler almost get stuck, at load-up!
Call me silly but I got a dream - one day a wanna belong to a triple A-team.
Consisting of me, myself and I - in this whole game - you just try again if you die.
Writing storylines on the side, don’t watch my devlogs at night - cause the white screen is really bright,
Use Rotation-LookAt() your eye.
With that basic AI - they were suppost to be chasin’ but just pass by. (bye-bye)
You’re telling yourself this is devlog filler-episode,
…yeah, there’s nothing to add to that - it is so.
150k downloads on my first commercial game,
you asking for updates? Guys, I’m working on it ok?
I will inform you when it’s released - and I’m finally relieved,
so I can work on my other project in peace, Jesus please -
I’m not a rapper, not a G!
Scammers are texting me in Chinese,
I'm tryn' to not be mean, but what's that even supposted to mean?
Make sure to sub - welcome to the club - my Friends
Don’t shit your pants - I won’t be doing this again.
Unless maybe Snoop Dogg is asking - as he's being a fan.
Or YouTube stopps showing me these stupid ads - with that hung up girl and her cheating idiot warrior man!